I must be a geek, i just 'blogged'

Fucking oi oi!!


haha... okay, so its been about.. er.. dunno.. fucking ages.

I'm kinda busy.


Well.. bullshit actually, I'm just kinda slack.....




but..






do...






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give








a







fuck




















no.






hahahaa... can u tell im smoked up again?


ok.. well.. WankTool is kinda like a sess pit of skank at the moment... broken links, fucked up shit, no updates on loadsa sections...



what can i say...




its crap.




HAHAAH







BUT



FUCKING BUT





you cunts keep coming back!! hahaha!! woot wooot




and guess what?





HAHAHA





So the fuck do I!!!





haha...





but.

on more serious note, I do actually have plans to WankTool great... I just chill and party too much..

haha... I cant even sort it out to get someone else to do it..!! Thats how slack I am.


Actually, thats not how slack I am. I am so fucking slack that I cannot even begin to describe it here right now... shit.. im so fucking slack I cant even be fucked to tell you about it!! HAHAA


I'm so wasted..

can u tell


*prod*


*prod again*


yeah fuck u... hahha


I gotta broken foot :(


And DOES IT FUCKING HURT?

(oh yes it does)



My mate done it on Monday, but fuck it. Man Utd raped Liverpool so it was worth it...


Cunt fucking crushed it!


haha



You should see my doctors report... coz they keep records of all your shit on computer... and its all there, in all its glory.. a diary of all my fucked up partying injuries.. hahaa... i wanna blag a copy somehow..



Anyways... fuck this.. its spliff time.


Er... WankTool will be great one day I promise... just dunno when.... maybe soon, but maybe not..



See ya soon tossers....

"Now serving more than ONE MILLION people with free porn every month"


Did you read that shit?!

On the home page of WankTool... fucking one million baby yeah!! WOOT WOOT *party smiley if I had one*


One meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellion peeeeeepol


Ya bunch of wankers!

MWHAHAHA..


I'm smoked up.. can ya tell..

lol, infact I'm always smoked up when I'm typing this shit... infact.. er.. nah nevermind..


So yeah, I'm right back into this WankTool shit at the moment, I smell so fucking bad.. haha! Like a proper skanky old man (I'm not old though).. it's horrible I swear.. I've been on a fucking mission working on WankTool for the last 5 or 6 days.. doin' about 20 hours a day and sleeping for 4.. haha! So I keep waking up and putting on the same stinking clothes and can't be fucked to wash either.. LOL Coz I know I'm not going out, just geeking away on this computer..

How sad is that?!!

WOOT WOOT

I'm a fucking porn martyr baby yeah!!


I missed England v Sweden in the footie tonight.. and Man Utd v Arsenal at the weekend.. talk about the fucking sacrifices I'm making for you perverted..... er.... ONE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEELION PEEEEEEEEEPOL WOOT WOOT WOOT!!!!!

Bring it on.. fucking shaving, fuck eating, fuck washing, including fuck washing my cock, fuck making a well rolled spliff even.. yknow what, shit, I'm even rolling up whilst taking a shit to be that much efficient!!

LMFAO!!

And that's true...



:(


God.

Oh Dio.



Yeah coz basically, my girl is coming over from Italy next week and I haven't fucked her, er I mean seen her since January.. so I'm trying to get as much finished before then so we can paaaaaaaarrrtie..

Man I've been so lonely in a sexual way... *sighs* good job I got WankTool eh?! nudge nudge wink wink



Oh ad I fixed

The WankTool

Hands Free is back!!

And if you haven't tried it out yet.. persevere! Go and try it now for fucks sake!! HAHAHA! You get a well good wnak out of it.. it's almost a tease with those piccies just passin' ya by!! LMAO


And I got fucking RSI

I swear I have.. and it hurts sooooooooooooooooooo bad.


Immagine if Steven Hawkins got RSI... lol.. poor chap.


I might aswell be him at the moment for all the movement I'm doing..




MyCurrentLife;
{
wakeUp();

sitAtDesk();

while (stillAwake==true)
{
left click;
}

goToBed();
}



OMG

:(

I'm a fucking geek.

When the fuck did that happen.... sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.



So anyways...


WHERE ARE THE FUCKING WANKTOOL DISCIPLES AT HUH HUH HUH?

Go spread the word.. this site is the fucking dogs bollocks and no other free porn site comes close.. and you all fucking know it.

So step forth..

Stand proud.

And say..


"My name is I, and I, am a WankTooler"


ni'night

xx

mmkay then...

So I was having a smoke yesterday and looking at the traffic stats for WankTool and all of a sudden the traffic has gone up shitloads!

Wooohooo!



*pauses*


Oh shit, thats gonna mean at some point I'm gonna have to clean this baby up... hmmmm.. sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.


Basically, WankTool is now kicking some ass in certain hugely popular search engines.. so loads more peeps are stumbling across it.

I'm gonna start working back on WT soon, but I swear peeps, I'm no slacker, I genuinely am trying to make money from various ventures and once I got the wedge I'm gonna shove it all into WT to make it so fucking good... no really.

I'll get The WankTool itself fixed real soon, prolly this week.. sorry about that.. hehe.. ooops..


I'll tell ya what, if this shit starts getting even more popular it's gonna be a fucking target for that Al Kack skank or whatever they're called.. yknow.. as in effecting public moral by hitting them where it hurts...

"Noooooooo... Mr Bin Laid My Men... not my porn!! Not my fucking porn!! Nooooooooooooooo!"

zz zzzz zzzz zz zz <-- that's the sound effects for electrical failing by the way..




:)


Yip I'm smoked again...



:)



*ponders*


Okay, check this...

Do you think maybe WankTool helps some people stay faithful in their relationships? I mean, instead of going out and emptying ya nuts in some 29 single mum looking for a father figure and well used to mental and physical abuse subsequently insecure and vulnerable hence an easy target, peeps just empty their nuts over the keyboard..

Yeah, that's what happens.. I'm a fucking relationship therapist... woot woot


What is it those fucktards call themselves?

"Life Coach"


Yeah man, I'm a fucking life coach...



anyways.. shit is coming I swear on my life it is...


So keep it like the little boy from Gentle Ben...



bear with me




ciao ciao :)

*very smoked up*

NEWSFLASH!!

I'm not fucking dead people!! (and no i don't mean the necro way.. its just real bad grammar)

Woot woot!


Survived Christmas savagery and will soon begin work.. :)

Nice 7 weeks break..


Okay basically Wanktool is fucked hahaha I know i left The WankTool itself (the hands free wank kit) all broken so i guess i should think about fixing it..

but here's the deal..

i aint gonna!! haha!

hows that for customer service..?


;)

I can't be bothered coz im bizzy with other shit.. but basically in a few months time WankTool is gonna be fucking awesome as I will be implementing the WankTool Community section which is gonna be so dope.. at the moment Im working on something totally different and trying to raise some cash for a huge fucking investment into this baby.. you read it here first.

...or maybe I'll just stay smoked and continue to fuck my life up!! lmao! ;)

Anyways yeah.. so I'm back outta here..


But props to everyone who's a regular Wanktooler, we have a good core of peeps now and Alexa rating is 189,687.. so we're on the fucking move baby yeah!!

I'm back in UK for now and my girl is in Italy, hahaha.. so i've been using this shit myself and damn its pretty fuckin sweet.. haha.. I personally like the free streaming movies as I have seen a huge loads of you peeps do too! hahah!

Nice.

Anyways peeps, i know this whole site is a bit fucked up and so obviously in need of updating but fuck it man.. just keepin hitting whats available and be patient....


All good things come to those who wait..



























....except the lottery. Don't waste your fucking money.

Check this:



This is the traffic rating for WankTool, where it currently says:

"Traffic Rank for wanktool.com: 303,234"

That's what position on the web in terms of traffic WankTool is. Yahoo is first, MSN 2nd and Google 3rd.

I wonder where the fuck we can get WankTool in 12 months time?! LMAO!!

This is cool, it's like a competition.. oh man, if we could break into say the top 100,000 that would be well dope.

Come peeps, tell your friends, lets do this.

Laters.

Okay, it's fixed, just uploading it now..

haha, I'm so fuckin' wasted.. it took me ages to figure out.. ;-)


Yeah I got the whole new ideas thing going on.. im wasted and gettin' creative here.. haha!

I just thought up two seriously more dope ideas :-)



Yo this site is gonna rock in 6 months time I'm fuckin' guaranteeing it. WOOT WOOT


Here's what ya got coming.. (note I can't just tell ya straight away as some other skanky site might steal my the idea b4 my lazy ass gets around to making it)

1. Chat forum with loads of dope links and topics
2. Something to do with all of you guys competing for a title
3. Something using artificial intelligence
4. Something really unique and interactive
5. Another something where you guys compete in
6. An application

And I expect some other shit also that I just can't remember right now! LOL! Seriously, my brain is so fried from weed. I shampoo my hair twice as I can never remember if I did or not after I rinsed it out! LMFAO! The sad thing is that its true.. :(


*spliff break - current status: already fucking mashed*

back.

man, im fucked..

hey peeps, haha! At some point I'm gonna do a WankTool rap!! hahaha! That'd be funny as fuck!! Get the bastard out on Kazaa or some shit to advertise!! LOL

email me words that rhyme with WankTool hindsight@wanktool.com subject words that rhyme with WankTool


^

lol man I'm so lazy.. I just copy and pasted the words that rhyme with WankTool bit (and again lol)..

One day we're all gonna be plugged the fuck in.. Matrix baby yeah!

Ok so, I'll start the list..

Yo it's WankTool
So ya best be Thankful
Hind's bringin' it free
While the others skank you..

lol

Yeah I'm into philosophy and shit.. hopefully at some point I'll have the time to post some up.. lol.. my styles kinda fucked though.. Not exactly on par with Steven Hawking (although currently I been fuckin sharing a resemblence to his body language lmao! *click*).. yeah my writing style's more more like fuckin' *pauses* erm.. hmmm... dunno.. :(

I'm gonna try at some point to write 100 pages on why it's all just shite and nothing really matters.. I try to define the 'soul' using physical laws.. it's actually kinda interesting.. hehe.. if you're a stoner at least.. if you're a science geek then you'd have me owned.. lol

so stay tuned WankToolers..

haha! oooops!

:-(

I'm smoked up and just checked out WankTool.... haha! Half the fucking navigation bar is missing!! LMAO!

Sorry about this peeps..

chill, make a cup of tea..

I'm on it.

*salutes*

'sup

;)

It's 7.24am here.. I've slept for a total of 6 hours in the last 4 days... thing is, I'm not actually that fucked, my body is starting to get used to this now.. I think I have been working on WankTool for around 9 weeks now and seriously I need a fucking break. Going back to England soon though which is all good and gonna chill/get totally out of my fucking face for a long time.

So yeah, I'm kinda busting my ass to get the basics of WankTool finished before then.. I have around 8 or 9 days to go I think..

Anyways.. I have literally just finished The Wilderness - the latest addition to WankTool and all you free porn meisters are gonna fucking love this shit.. 33500 free porn galleries daily in something like 300 or so categories. And fingers crossed, the way I have implemented it means no fucker is gonna get a sneeky link to a wrong site.. yknow all the bullshit you get whereby you click a link to see a picture and then you just get another list, and then another etc etc.. well if things have gone according to plan The Wilderness will contain 100% correct links 100% of the time.. and I'm telling you now, and I'm not just saying this coz it's my site, I seriously think this is the first time ever a free porn site has been able to implement this. 33500 galleries daily with not 1 blind link.

Fucking rocking!

Yo, just make sure you get the word around about how dope this site is.. at first I didnt want it to become too big as I kinda figured small and cool would kick ass, but the more efforts I'm putting into it the more I want this fucker to blow up, start hitting some serious traffic..

The more peeps visit, the better I can make it, although I think it's pretty fucking dope now I am gonna keep on busting my ass to make it better.. and there are ALOT of things coming.. ALOT of things.

Anyways peeps, I'm gonna run a few mroe quick tests on The Wilderness and then get this baby uploaded so you can all start wanking some more..

The Hindsight's Hoes section is a couple days late for its weekly update.. chill peeps I've been busy.. once all of WankTool is complete I will have plenty more time to concentrate on the smaller things like Hindsights Hoes. But yeah, basically, 90% of this entire site will run fully automatically once it's all finished.. and fuck yeah am I looking forward to that!

Anyways.. gotta go roll another fat one and smoke up some more..

Peace.

I haven't posted for a few days... hehe.. chill peeps I'm not neglecting things.

I'm currently working on The Wilderness, WankTool's next great section...

It looks like it's going to be pretty damn big aswell :-))))


You want lot's of free porn? Well I'm telling you now, it's coming... oh yeah baby it's gonna cum soon..

consider this the warning before the spurt...

48 hours from now The Wilderness will be in place..

;)

Stay tuned.

Haha!

So who was it?

Come on I know it was a few of ya!

I checked the server stats this morning and saw that out of 10,000 of you around 400 peeps have visited The WankTool section - the hands free wank kit - of those 400, about 250 of you clicked back before reading... BOOOOOO! about 100 of ya opened The WankTool up but only 10 or so got as far as actually using it.

I'm guessing peeps are thinking its too much hassle copying and pasting the urls... ya lame! Its WELL worth the hassle!

But rest assured that there will be a new improved version of WankTool coming out shortly which will allow peeps to just right click on an image to insert it in.

But yeah.. so what did you 10 peeps think?

Like it?

Hahaha! Yeah I bet you did... good shit eh?

Okay, I've fixed the daily movie section now... I've incorporated the WankTool Video On Demand section into it, so now you guys can get daily movie streams direct from the links, its pretty dope, you have around 20 free streams a day plus I think around 30 movie galleries daily.

I'm continually working out new ways to bring you more daily free stuff, but trust me its not so easy. Like I said before, it's easy to get shite quality stuff that often turn out to be dead links etc, but to get you all 100% free no bullshit stuff that is good quality is a bitch.

But the WankTool free content will continue to grow for sure.

Final point, why the fuck are none of you signing up to the free trials in the Porn Trials section?! Damn! I spent ages filtering through all those sites to ensure a scam free zone. In that section there are so many dope porn sites that you can skank a free pass for but no-one seems to wanna do it... don't be pussies, it's safe I swear it is!

Anyways, back to work for me - I'm going back to England for Christmas so have to work twice as hard at the moment to make the time.. gotta keep my peeps happy ;-)

Keep wanking WankToolers and don't forget to please tell your friends, I need your support.


Hind.